Monthly Archives: April 2012

Springtime means gardening. My wife prunes her peony bush. I plant pansies. “Oh, Dear,” says my wife, “you’re planting the pansies upside-down.” I throw down my trowel. “That’s it! I can’t take this blindness anymore! I’m outta here.” “Where are … Continue reading →

My wife and I form the picture of domestic tranquility. We gather in the parlor after supper. My wife reads a self-help book. I listen to the Tribune sports section on the NFB Newsline. My Seeing Eye dog, Randy, rests … Continue reading →